Every 13 months, Undead River Don crosses the River Styx to return to the land of the light and feast upon the pots of the living. This unholy shadow walker has been spotted recently at the 1-2 using black demon sorcery to conjure quad Aces out the thin air we breathe. I urge all of you, my fellow peasants, to lock up your livestock, gather your crosses, and keep a torch lit during this darkest of times. This unholiest of unholy apparitions can only maintain carnal form for one day shy of a fortnight, after which he must slither back to the dark nether regions from which he was spawned.

Umm.... glad I was like number 23 on the list last night....

I hear it hurts to be dead, though.

Posted By: chumscrubberI hear it hurts to be dead, though.

Havent really noticed that sir.

Posted By: chumscrubberYeah, well, you're the personification of Death itself...you're not technically dead, right?

Only on the inside sir. Only on the inside....