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CommentAuthorlpg
- CommentTimeSep 5th 2008 edited
Posted By: chumscrubberOk, this one is mine, I'm afraid to say....
OH! My heart is a-flutter at such a demonstration of decrepit skills! The nadir of our fine set of poor performances so far! You deserve to be enshrined in the wastrel poker walk of shame! And, the full house on the end. It reminds me of the paddle back at Borrington Boarding School. Such pain, but with a hint of pleasure! -
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CommentAuthorJohnnyX
- CommentTimeSep 5th 2008
Posted By: lpg
OH! My heart is a-flutter at such a demonstration of decrepit skills! The nadir of our fine set of poor performances so far! You deserve to be enshrined in the wastrel poker walk of shame! And, the full house on the end. It reminds me of the paddle back at Borrington Boarding School. Such pain, but with a hint of pleasure!
Please repost in iambic pentameter. -
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CommentAuthorareaman
- CommentTimeSep 5th 2008 edited
chumscrubber
Ok, this one is mine, I'm afraid to say....
BP Tourney. In one of the blinds with A 10 suited. Middle position raises 4xBB. He's had the cards in the past. I call.
Flop comes Q A Q [EDIT: this is incorrect, the flop was Q 10 Q, sorry....] , with two spades I think. I act first, I bet half the pot or so....he raises 3X my bet, about half my stack.
So I think "if he has a queen, why not ride it out? Why would he try to drive me off?" I only call though for some stupid reason.
The turn is an ace. I go all in, he calls (I have him covered). He has ace queen of course. To make matters silly, a 10 comes on the river giving us both full houses.
Didn't think about the scare cards on the flop giving him reason to drive me off the hand (both straight and flush possibilities).
fold pre. a tight player with the goods raises 4x so you flat oop with marginal piss? -
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- CommentAuthorchumscrubber
- CommentTimeSep 5th 2008
Posted By: areaman fold pre. a tight player with the goods raises 4x so you flat oop with marginal piss?
...*sigh*...yes, it is a poor play...that is why it is posted here in Bad Poker Theater. On second thought, keep the abuse coming, it will help me not to do it again. -
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CommentAuthorJohnnyX
- CommentTimeSep 5th 2008
You heard him, Areaman. Fling some more poo. -
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- CommentAuthorDeath
- CommentTimeSep 5th 2008
Posted By: JohnnyXYou heard him, Areaman. Fling some more poo.
Excellent..... youve just given me an idea. Excuse me, I need to contact Fish.... -
- CommentAuthorchumscrubber
- CommentTimeSep 5th 2008
Sounds like I'll be dodging freaking logs! -
- CommentAuthorDeath
- CommentTimeSep 8th 2008
Here's one from the Chunk Saturday:
Pez limp re-raises the shit out of a guy preflop with QQ, gets called and gets the Q 8 7 flop.
Bets it out and gets called (by the K 9 who is drawing to runner runner)
Turn 10 and the rest goes in (I cant disagree with this play... I mean fuck... if we call the flop w/nothing, we might as well call when we get something...)
River J, pez loses, guy goes (claps hands) "Yeah baby! Im a gambla! Whooooo!!!"
Pez contemplates murder. -
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CommentAuthorJohnnyX
- CommentTimeSep 8th 2008
Dammit, Death. You're going to make me do it now. Here's the full bad beat story. Yeaaa, bad beat story!
Hero is UTG+1 with QQ, stack 360
Villain is in BB, stack 162
Hero limps. 4 or 5 other limpers. Villain raises to 17 from BB.
Hero raises to 47.
Folds to Villain who calls.
Flop Q78 rainbow.
Villain checks.
Hero bets 30.
Villain calls.
(This is my favorite part of the hand. I knew I could get him to call 30 on the flop with absolutely nothing just so I could get his stack in on the turn. Congratulations. It worked.)
Turn T.
Villain checks.
Hero shoves.
Villain snap calls his remaining stack of 85.
J on river.
Hee Haw!
Donkey celebrates and shows K9
Fuck Ho-Chunk.
5% on flop, 18% turn.
Fuck Ho-Chunk. -
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CommentAuthorlpg
- CommentTimeSep 8th 2008
Posted By: JohnnyXHero limps. 4 or 5 other limpers. Villain raises to 17 from BB.
Hero bets 30.
Villain calls.
Fuck Ho-Chunk.
How deliciously dreadful! Especially the moment when the brain-damaged individual says "I'm a gambla!" It's one of those moments in horror that Stephen King tries to mount: you don't know whether to laugh or scream. A murderous mockery of play, I must say.
- Leonard Pinth-Garnell -
