Dealt to ackypoo [Ah Ac]
felonee: folds
ackypoo: raises 60 to 80
spydagee: folds
mike boxter: folds
Fuzzykopp: folds
welp7116: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [3d 8s Qd]
welp7116: checks
ackypoo: bets 120
welp7116: calls 120
*** TURN *** [3d 8s Qd] [7d]
welp7116: checks
ackypoo: checks
*** RIVER *** [3d 8s Qd 7d] [Th]
welp7116: bets 260
ackypoo: calls 260
*** SHOW DOWN ***
welp7116: shows [5d Td] (a flush, Queen high)
ackypoo: mucks hand
welp7116 collected 930 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 930 | Rake 0
Board [3d 8s Qd 7d Th]
Seat 1: welp7116 (big blind) showed [5d Td] and won (930) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 3: ackypoo mucked [Ah Ac]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!

1/2 NL hold 'em ring table - BP live game

Scuba MP - KK

1 limp - Scuba opens the pot for 15. Folds to Sweet Lou who calls out of the BB. Heads up-

FLOP - 10-7-2 rainbow.

Sweet Lou checks
Scuba bets 20.
Sweet Lou calls

TURN - A

Sweet Lou checks
Scuba bets 50.
Sweet Lou calls.

River - 9

Sweet Lou checks
Scuba checks

Sweet Lou - J - 8 off suit. wins the pot.

Scuba: "Dear lord that was bad. I mean honestly, you hit your miracle card, why the fuck didnt you at least bet it on the river??"

Sweet Lou: "Cause I knew if I bet you would fold"

Scuba: "If you knew that when you hit your miracle card, i wouldnt pay you any money, why the hell did you chase it then????"



God, the level of retardation in some people's thinking is really amazing sometimes.

Another installment of bad poker theater:

Scuba is in the BB, 5 way limped pot. .25/.50 full ring game.

flop(pot = 2.50): K-K-5

Scuba bets 3 dollars. Folds to a LP player who min raises to 6. Scuba calls.

turn(pot = 14.50): Ace.

Scuba checks. LP player bets 6. Scuba raises to 26/ LP player calls.

river(pot = 66.50): Ace

Scuba checks. LP player shoves for 100 more.

Scuba has only 60 left. Bicthes and moans at dealer and donkey. Calls.


You can probably guess the hands in play here. Scuba: K-5 Donkey: K-3
Yes thats 93% to win on the flop, 7% to chop. For a double up that would have net gained me 180 BBs!! Sickest part, all the money would have gotten in no matter waht the tuen and river cards were. PAaaaaaarrrty Poker!!

Board: Kc Ks 5d
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 93.232% 86.46% 06.77% 856 67.00 { Kh5c }
Hand 1: 06.768% 00.00% 06.77% 0 67.00 { Kd3s }

Posted By: areamanyou sure did take a strange line, so did "LP guy"

certainly not a useful comment to say the line was strange. you might want to explain what you mean by that.