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      CommentAuthorJohnnyX
    • CommentTimeMar 14th 2008
     
    Just starting the campaign back up. We have a lot of ground to make up, people, and I have 500 boxes of campaign buttons to offload. If elected, I have a lot of cushy made up, high paying government positions for all of those who support me:
    Secretary of the Food Pyramid
    Senior Space Cadet
    Assistant to the Vice Regional Assistant
    U.S. Official Diplomat: The Independent Island Nation of Mangina
    Officer of Daytime Network Television Surveillance and Herbal Supplements
    Federal Booby Inspector
    Director of Making Up Fake Government Positions

    Remember, a vote for The Scuba is a vote for donkiness.
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      CommentAuthorareaman
    • CommentTimeMar 14th 2008 edited
     
    booby inspector?






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      CommentAuthorJohnnyX
    • CommentTimeMar 14th 2008
     
    Now, that's the kind of stuff that earns you the position and the kind of stuff we want to see in this thread.

    Good work, Areaman!
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    Its Das Scuba. And I am withdrawing from the race. I like women way too much to hold a respected public office. Plus I am making too much money from the donkeys as it is. Public service is a thankless job.
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      CommentAuthorJohnnyX
    • CommentTimeMar 14th 2008
     
    Posted By: DodgingDonkeysIts Das Scuba. And I am withdrawing from the race. I like women way too much to hold a respected public office. Plus I am making too much money from the donkeys as it is. Public service is a thankless job.
    First you get zee votes, then you get zee power, then you get zee women.
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      CommentAuthorKodachi
    • CommentTimeMar 15th 2008
     
    Look its the perfect measuring scale.
    C to D to DD.
    You got my vote!!!
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      CommentAuthorareaman
    • CommentTimeMar 15th 2008
     
    During current Hold'em session you were dealt 109 hands and saw flop:
    - 5 out of 12 times while in big blind (41%)
    - 8 out of 12 times while in small blind (66%)
    - 11 out of 85 times in other positions (12%)
    - a total of 24 out of 109 (22%)
    Pots won at showdown - 7 of 7 (100%)
    Pots won without showdown - 14
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    Posted By: DodgingDonkeys I like men way too much to hold a respected penis in my mouth.



    Well, there you have it.
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      CommentAuthorJohnnyX
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2008
     
    Posted By: JohnnyXJust starting the campaign back up. We have a lot of ground to make up, people, and I have 500 boxes of campaign buttons to offload. If elected, I have a lot of cushy made up, high paying government positions for all of those who support me:
    Secretary of the Food Pyramid
    Senior Space Cadet
    Assistant to the Vice Regional Assistant
    U.S. Official Diplomat: The Independent Island Nation of Mangina
    Officer of Daytime Network Television Surveillance and Herbal Supplements
    Federal Booby Inspector
    Director of Making Up Fake Government Positions

    Remember, a vote for The Scuba is a vote for donkiness.


    Goddamn, I am fucking hilarious!

    FBI Areaman, only 1 of your 3 Booby Inspection videos is live anymore. Please update.
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      CommentAuthorareaman
    • CommentTimeJun 3rd 2008
     
    oh noez
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