Get your skinny ass out of chemotherapy and ask us some stupid entertaining questions.

If you guessed that the Q&A was coming right now, you win a get out of jail free card! Courtesty of Fred.

Without further ado..., here's survey VII (I don't actually know where I left off) entitled: JUDGEMENT DAY. For no actual reason.

1. With Scuba dropping out of the race, it seems fairly obvious that Pez is the next President of the United States. But what job do you suppose he was voted most likely to someday work in his highschool yearbook?

2. So Dozo walks into a bar....(finish joke)

3. Who do you suppose the biggest consistent winner in the 1/2 game is? (besides the dealers)

4. What is the most annoying poker term you've ever heard?

5. Late in a tournament, when the blinds get huge, do you feel more comfortable with 9/9 or A/K?

6. If one Friday at BP, a monopoly side game broke out...who would throw in 10 bucks? And as a side question...who the fuck ever buys Marvin Gardens anyway. It's a poor man's boardwalk.

Until the next time,
BVI

FINALLY!!

1. With Scuba dropping out of the race, it seems fairly obvious that Pez is the next President of the United States. But what job do you suppose he was voted most likely to someday work in his highschool yearbook?
--Can't wait to see what all the idiots write for this one. I will abstain from answering since only I know the true answer is "Porn Star Billionaire Rock Star Jet Pilot".

2. So Dozo walks into a bar....(finish joke)
--So Dozo walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve faggots here." Dozo says, "I'm pretty sure you're the faggot." The bartender says, "No, you're the faggot." Dozo says, "Yeah, you're pretty gay." This goes on for two hours. Then, finally the bartender one-outs Dozo on the river, and he leaves with no money.

3. Who do you suppose the biggest consistent winner in the 1/2 game is? (besides the dealers)
--There's a 1/2 game?

4. What is the most annoying poker term you've ever heard?
--"runner runner", only because once you hear these two words, it's too late to get away from whoever is telling you their bad beat story.

5. Late in a tournament, when the blinds get huge, do you feel more comfortable with 9/9 or A/K?
--A/K. I like my equity against people's shove ranges better.

6. If one Friday at BP, a monopoly side game broke out...who would throw in 10 bucks? And as a side question...who the fuck ever buys Marvin Gardens anyway. It's a poor man's boardwalk.
--Most of the regs. They will gamble on anything. At the risk of losing my edge when the hi-stakes monopoly tournaments break out...
http://www.amnesta.net/other/monopoly/
As part of a complete CG (color group) monopoly, Marvin Gardens is actually better than the much lauded Boardwalk/Park Place duo. Still, it's called "Marvin Gardens," which is pretty gay. I like it better than body odor railroad though.

1. most likely to be a russian jogger

2.so dozo walks into a bar: isnt that the joke? If not then dozo walks into a bar and 6 hours later does not walk out of it.

3.LOL at consistent winner, maybe least consistent losers. Then its probly Dennis as far as hardcore regulars, theres a few that play on and off that win [scuba, cole, teddy]

4.most annoying poker terms. Just in general when idiots talk about ranges and light or thin when they read online forums to often.

5. Id rather have ak, pbv. However its shocking how close it really is, your equity is only 2% higher or something like that. Its a pretty overrated statment to say ak plays better against shoving ranges but by the squeekiest of margins it does.

6. I already got 2 bucks, Just need 8 more and look out medditeranian and baltic avenue.

1. With Scuba dropping out of the race, it seems fairly obvious that Pez is the next President of the United States. But what job do you suppose he was voted most likely to someday work in his highschool yearbook?

Barber... given his mid tournament proclivities.

2. So Dozo walks into a bar....(finish joke)

...and falls to the ground rubbing his head. "Who put that bar there?", asks Dozo. He walked into it becasue he was drunk... get it?

3. Who do you suppose the biggest consistent winner in the 1/2 game is? (besides the dealers)

The new guy whom no one has ever seen before.

4. What is the most annoying poker term you've ever heard?

"I think it's time for a Badger Poker moment." Usually referring to Samoa Pete or Briana playing poorly and sucking out. Usually uttered by one of the two when they don't feel like trying.

5. Late in a tournament, when the blinds get huge, do you feel more comfortable with 9/9 or A/K?

Honestly 9-9. It may be the poorer hand in terms of what others who have responded to think, but in terms of comfort late in the game it is a made hand.

6. If one Friday at BP, a monopoly side game broke out...who would throw in 10 bucks? And as a side question...who the fuck ever buys Marvin Gardens anyway. It's a poor man's boardwalk.

I think a lot would play. I just want to know what's wrong with wanting to put houses and hotels on railroads and utilities? God dammit... why can't people pay me rent for stopping on those?